TOP THREE:
1.) IVAN CANKAR
For this joke you should know what is Cankarjev dom (literal translation: Home of Cankar). Cankarjev dom is a cultural place in Ljubljana, Slovenia, where concerts, films, festivals are held. Ivan Cankar was a first Slovene professional writer and literate. He is most known by his short stories ...
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Mom, what is ignorance?
That is - if you come in Cankarjev dom and ask if Ivan is at home.
2.) LACK OF INFORMATION
Do you know what is the difference between optimist and pessimist?
Optimists lacks a basic fact.
3.) ATTITUDE
Man is praying to God:
"God, how long is an eternity for you?"
God replied:"Not more than a moment."
Man continued:"And how much is a million dollars for you?"
God answered:"That's just a few cents ..."
Man asked:"In that case I would like to ask you for just a few cents."
God is a perfect gentleman and said with no hesitation:"Just a moment."
Hahaha!
I wish to laugh more ...
Let children thoughts make You laugh ...
P.S.
With laughter to relief helped me the following things:
http://aistigave.hit.bg/Logistics
www.eepybird.com